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Chris Surtees @csurtees0@tonyjames Why you've got a manager equal to him #underperforming
Chris Surtees @csurtees0Poor David Luiz he's got ants in his pants
Chris Surtees @csurtees047427 hardly a boycott is it?
Chris Surtees @csurtees0@pmarwood Does that bet include successful crosses too
Chris Surtees @csurtees0I'm LVGs no.1 fan what a guy
Chris Surtees @csurtees0Can see City getting done today
Chris Surtees @csurtees0Still time for a sending off and a penalty
Chris Surtees @csurtees0Come on united
Chris Surtees @csurtees0Scruff
Chris Surtees @csurtees0Shaw showing he deserves a place in the starting 11
Chris Surtees @csurtees0Drogba trying to bully McNair
Chris Surtees @csurtees0Must be a Reading fan
Chris Surtees @csurtees0Drogba's wife
Chris Surtees @csurtees0They could be my favourite player off all time but as soon as they put their hair in a ponytail I instantly hate them
Chris Surtees @csurtees0@dstothard Has Raheem Solong signed a new contract yet
Chris Surtees @csurtees0I'd love to give John Terry a Wallsend sleeper
Chris Surtees @csurtees0Poor goal on our behalf
Chris Surtees @csurtees0Guess who scored for Arsenal
Chris Surtees @csurtees0Can't decide whether I like Falcao or not I did then I didn't then I did then I didn't and now I might
Chris Surtees @csurtees0I love how crap Drogba is now
Chris Surtees @csurtees0@mdyso2 I've got him 1-0 and 1-1 and a few other insurance policies
Chris Surtees @csurtees0Chelsea parking the bus
Chris Surtees @csurtees0Championship run in
Chris Surtees @csurtees0@twedd7 It wasn't Dion Dublin by any chance was it?
Chris Surtees @csurtees0If he changes his name to Plop he will be perfect for City
Chris Surtees @csurtees0Can't imagine buying my daughter a ticket for the match and then never seeing her again #JFT96 #YNWA #footballfamily
Chris Surtees @csurtees0Just realised I got a place in the National that pays for brekkie then
Chris Surtees @csurtees0@ebrown Dangerous game tonight mate,I live in Newcastle and I don't think there's a single mag expecting to win this game. Normally when that happens they go and surprise them with a 3 pointer. Howay the Mags
Chris Surtees @csurtees0Just watched Dion Dublins debut on Homes under the hammer glad to say no broken bones