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@mceaser More effort is put into getting the other players booked than into actually playing the game!

@mceaser Mate I don't think I'd watch football anymore if it was like that over here!

That was the worst game I've seen in a while!

30 seconds of the 5 mins have actually had any football played in them!

@cferguson Haha ramos would definitely batter him!

Ramos would batter mandzukic though!

@woodersafc That's a lie. I've got one in the fridge with raspberry in the middle and raspberry is definitely one of your 5 a day!

youtu.be/31fWMyU48ag a look forward to what Mourinho v simeone might be like if simeone came to the PL...

This is 90 mins of my life I won't be getting back. Not going to waste another 30!

If this goes to extra time I'm not bothering! I'll find out the result in the morning! I feel like I'm wasting my life!

Spanish football is so hard to watch, regardless of the teams! So much trying to get other players booked all the time!

@aaitken Sky sports 1!

Cheilinni did what Gerrard now wishes he had done!

Can't tar all Liverpool fans with the same brush. That blokes just an arse hole. The club he supports is irrelevant.

Barcelona are insane!

@alikeabledouche I'm not with the times mate! On fifa 13 you could use custom teams in online head to head. Didn't know you couldn't anymore.

@alikeabledouche Real madrid, only with Messi, robben, ribery and suarez all transfered in!

@bluefoxee Got the same **** from sky the other day.

@alikeabledouche Fingers crossed! If they go the others will be close behind!

@alikeabledouche Are they really!? Should close them all down!

Well done guys and girls! See you at wembley!

I've often dreamt of a creme egg easter egg with the filling and everything!

Get in villa!

Remember starburst joosters!? They were the ****!

A slug would just be like eating the garden bug version of a starburst that somebody has kindly unwrapped for you.

@daveonsport Haha as much as I'd love for them to get to the final and the give them another lesson in how it's done, I hope villa just put them out their misery today!

@daveonsport No doubt they'll get a questionable penalty decision at some point during the game!

Can't even go on the talksport page anymore! Puts me in a bad mood!

@gloryglory Least when we play each other it's actually a game of football! Haha

Schezney up to his old tricks