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Mat Carter @matcarter@kerrad I'm joking I think yapper makes me worse than my worst
Mat Carter @matcarterKerra no way I'm the worst version of myself on here
Mat Carter @matcarterGurdev are you a creeper
Mat Carter @matcarterWhere's @maccalfc1892 when you need him to come and take things to far
Mat Carter @matcarterAll the lady's have legged it Brian
Mat Carter @matcarter@gurdevlfc He must be to busy he's forehead is always tuned in it's like a land satellite
Mat Carter @matcarter@gurdevlfc Yeah I know was funny at your expense
Mat Carter @matcarterGurdev is the star in a new reality TV programme called when fishing goes wrong
Mat Carter @matcarter**** off Thierry
Mat Carter @matcarterI think she has done a runner gurds
Mat Carter @matcarterGurds serenade her
Mat Carter @matcarterBooooo
Mat Carter @matcarterShow her your legs gurds
Mat Carter @matcarterGurds Leah is here
Mat Carter @matcarterNo subs left gurd
Mat Carter @matcarterDirty manc
Mat Carter @matcarterSod you then gurds
Mat Carter @matcarterWho's Leah
Mat Carter @matcarterThat was disgusting if you hurt your back you don't move an inch trust me it fecking kills
Mat Carter @matcarterThem challenges always end up with somebody getting fouled should never be a card
Mat Carter @matcarter@jc23 Is that the same as the window cleaner
Mat Carter @matcarterCheating manc
Mat Carter @matcarterWhere is that nutter @scousedolly
Mat Carter @matcarterWhat election
Mat Carter @matcarterTo be fair I would bite a grannies fanny
Mat Carter @matcarterNo I yapped piss off Daniel and when it come up there was a bloke called Danny right next to it